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Six Pack

16 Apr

Haven’t done a list of six in a while so I thought it’s high time to do one right now. 

Here’s a new take on the old:

  1. A penny saved is a government oversight.
  2. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  3. The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
  4. The easiest way to find something lost around the house it to buy a replacement.
  5. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
  6. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

And belatedly for tax day yesterday: DID YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN YOU PUT THE 2 WORDS “THE” AND “IRS” TOGETHER, IT SPELLS THEIRS?

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Posted by on April 16, 2008 in list

 

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One response to “Six Pack

  1. bw

    April 19, 2008 at 1:37 am

    #6 is pretty clever 🙂

    THEIRS – I totally agree 😎

     

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