Straight from the Inbox:
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German shepherds.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the bible?
A: Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because all the apostles are in one Accord.
Q:Who was the greatest comedian in the bible?
A: Samson, he brought the house down.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children why he no longer live in Eden?
A:Your mother ate us out of our house and home.
Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the bible?
A: Moses, he broke all ten commandments at once.
Q: Which bible character has no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.