Top of the Month Funny

 The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert ……

about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that
is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload reational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your
boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means
whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
your private life completely. If you should come into
contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your
system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already
been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

(Thanks to hubs for sending me this to share with anyone who wants a little chuckle to usher in a new month.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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