Biblical Humor

19 Mar

Straight from the Inbox:

Q:  What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A:  Ruthless.

Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?

A: German shepherds.

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the bible?

A: Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the bible?

A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.  David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.  Also, probably a Honda, because all the apostles are in one Accord.

Q:Who was the greatest comedian in the bible?

A:  Samson, he brought the house down.

Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children why he no longer live in Eden?

A:Your mother ate us out of our house and home.

Q:  Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the bible?

A: Moses, he broke all ten commandments at once.

Q:  Which bible character has no parents?

A: Joshua, son of Nun.

1 Comment

Posted by on March 19, 2008 in Uncategorized



One response to “Biblical Humor

  1. rino

    March 21, 2008 at 3:07 am

    LOL din….


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