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09 Nov

I read this somewhere about 2 years ago, thought it was cute and funny. 

CLASSIC VERSION…

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

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MODERN VERSION…

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

BBC and CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Condoleezza Rice files a protest in the UN.  Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper.   G 7 countries demand an immediate Enquiry.

Finally, the UN drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]” , with effect from the beginning of the winter. The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing
left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by BBC and CNN.

Condoleezza Rice calls it “a triumph of justice”. Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

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Posted by on November 9, 2007 in Uncategorized

 

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